Prvi vici o Sloveniji iz EU:
- If you open the umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not to hurt somebody's eye in Maribor.
- Why don't the ski springers in Planica do more than 250 meters? Because they would fly to Italy.
- The shortest joke in the world: A couple is walking along the Slovenian coast...
- What's the colour of the Slovenian patrol boats? Both of them are blue.
- Slovenians don't need mobile phones. They can communicate yoddling from one end of the country to the other.
- What do the Slovenians need radars for? For fun.